8 Things People Think About on Their Way to Class
November 2, 2016
WARNING THIS IS A SATIRICAL ARTICLE
You have been warned…
Ever wonder what your fellow classmates think about on their way to class? Me neither but here’s a list of their thoughts anyways:
Going to class
While they are going to class they are thinking about going to class.
Pushing the people in front of them
Sometimes the people in front of you walk really slow or just chatter about insignificant little things. The only solution is to push them like a bunch of dominos.
The crowdedness
“Wowzers! The hallway is packed like a can of saaaaardiiiines!”
What they will be doing in the next class
Students think about what the teacher will teach, or if there is a substitute.
Their crush
If they are in the same class together or if they are absent. Students wonder what their crushes are doing.
What they are doing after school
“How will I waste my life today?”
They don’t know
They don’t know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That they have work
Some people are making money after school by working to buy things at the dollar store of equal value to their life.
Gillian • Nov 2, 2016 at 8:55 pm
I don’t know what to say to this but wow…