8 Things People Think About on Their Way to Class

WARNING THIS IS A SATIRICAL ARTICLE

You have been warned…

Ever wonder what your fellow classmates think about on their way to class? Me neither but here’s a list of their thoughts anyways:

Going to class

While they are going to class they are thinking about going to class.

Pushing the people in front of them

Sometimes the people in front of you walk really slow or just chatter about insignificant little things. The only solution is to push them like a bunch of dominos.

The crowdedness

“Wowzers! The hallway is packed like a can of saaaaardiiiines!”

What they will be doing in the next class

Students think about what the teacher will teach, or if there is a substitute.

Their crush

If they are in the same class together or if they are absent. Students wonder what their crushes are doing.

What they are doing after school

“How will I waste my life today?”

They don’t know

They don’t know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That they have work

Some people are making money after school by working to buy things at the dollar store of equal value to their life.