Something Not So Funny Is Going On

Something Not So Funny Is Going On

Miriam Bland, Reporter

Have you heard? Clowns have been spotted roaming around and scaring people in Rhode Island. Luring children into the woods, attacking lone bystanders at night, and even threatening schools. Appearing from state to state, the clowns are becoming a creepy phenomenon. Even though some of the clown sightings are just pranks meant to scare the public, the police advise that you stay away from them and call the police department immediately if you happen to see one.

Rumors have been going around on social media about a major purge the clowns are preparing to commence on Halloween night. Families are becoming worried and panicked for their children’s safety. The police are doing what they can to keep us safe. It is better to stay calm in this situation and not to go wandering into the woods in search of clowns anytime soon.